Weekend in Preview

The fun starts this evening with a pre-Stage Nine "party" (a term I've learnt to use very loosely, especially if I'm the host). Watch out that you don't trip over the pole. Then it's off to Stage Nine for BA's Birthday Bash at which I've been told there will be free cheezies. If all goes according to plan, which based on experience it tends to, I'll stumble home, alone, at approximately 3am and grab 3 hours of sleep before heading to work where more than likely I'll learn untold heretowith unknown orifices in which to shove our newspaper. After that it's home and nap time. The rest of Saturday will be spent starving myself in anticipation of my being a judge for a chili cookoff at which I will more than likely drink until I puke up said chili. I was told that people my age no longer drink until they puke. I'll prove that wrong. Look forward to my recap post. Then Sunday, should I not be suffering from the chills and the shakes from ingesting bowls of undercooked meat byproducts, it's off to work for a badly thought out extra shift I signed up for. Sunday night may hopefully lead me to Bayer's Lake for the new Terrence Mallick film, though I guess that depends on if someone may want to go that has a car. Hint. Hint.

The only explanation for all of this is that my life was car jacked and I'm being dragged behind by my leg caught in the seatbelt. Hey... it's been known to happen!