Time to Update the Chart

Subject	Time Elapsed between Relationships	Years of Partnership	Expiration Date	Current Distance from Pizza Corner	Time Before Marriage
Ex #1	3 Years	4 Years	2000	50 Kms	1 Year
Ex #2	1 Year	1.5 Years	2002	6182 Kms	1 Year (now divorced)
Ex #3	13 Days	1 Year	2004	20,000 Kms	Pending
Ex #4	1.5 Years	10 Months	2006	4 Kms	Pending

So for the three of you that have been following these Diaries since their inception in July of 2004, (bravo to you!) this may look a little familiar. For those of you unfamiliar with the numerous ways in which I keep track of all my faults in order to remind myself of what a dud I am, this is one of my favourites. I don't know about you, but I find charts like this are the easiest way in which to record, interpret and display heartbreak and sadness. I just wish I knew how to change the font.

When this was originally posted back in August of 2004, I only had three subjects. Let's hear it for progress!

I'm posting my original results for the purposes of self deprecation only.

1. Both the time between my relationships and the duration of my relationships decreases as my age increases.
2. The distance an ex moves from me is inversely proportional to the amount of time we spend together.
3. The amount of time that passes before an ex marries is consistently short.

Results of my research:
If you have a desire to flee the country and marry quickly after a short rebound relationship.... call me.