This potentially being my last post ever before I end up like Jack Nicholson at the end of the Shining or James Caan midway through Misery, here's the one thing I want to be remembered for...
(the punchline to this joke always being "Wouldn't it be awesome if this was my last post ever??")
(the punchline to this joke always being "Wouldn't it be awesome if this was my last post ever??")
posted by pizza diarist | 6:44 AM
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Dibs on your new computer!
I call your record collection and I'll even fight to have you buried in that thing.
Pizza Corner Diarist (passing to the other side): "What's that blinding light I see?"
"God? Great Uncle Jed? Elvis?"
Satan: "No, dude. It's that weird looking suit you're wearing. Now get to work filing obituaries for the rest of enternity, lit-up peon."
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