Happy Valentine's Day
you glassy eyed morphine addicts
i mean "lovers"In anticipation of tomorrow being the best Valentine's Day ever (whahahahaha) and me being in the romantic mood (whahahahaha), not to mention that there's a really good chance that tomorrow I'll be too busy being drunk off cheap wine alone on my couch uttering some sort of sobbing sound similar to a walrus's mating call while watching Children of Paradise in my underpants (whaha.... oh, hmmm), I've decided to post my Valentines to everyone I know on these here Diaries. It will save me money on stamps and a walk to the mailbox. Besides, all three of you read this.
So feel free to click the image to enlarge it, print it, and stick it in your mailbox so tomorrow you can feign surprise and feel the deep love that someone in this world feels for you.
Or regift it. I really don't give a shit.
To Bish
To Blandy
To The Library Girl
posted by pizza diarist | 10:15 AM
7 Comments:
Best valentines ever!
Don't you mean:
Best real valentine from a fake boyfriend EVER
you just made my very stressed out day so much better! thank you
can you hear the theme music?
i can!
dum! dum!
dum dum dum dum dummmmmmmmmm
More like "Best lazy version of a real valentine from a fake boyfriend EVER!"
mmm veal
b
Tofu veal, Bish. Taken from it's mother at birth and marinated for the first few days of its life in only the most inhumanely small bowl possible to ensure its tenderness.
There goes my diet!
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