Best Non-Valentine
From A Fake Girlfriend
EVER
Well, to everyone who once again was left without anyone giving two shits about them this Valentine's day, I have one word: SUCKERS!
Leave it to Blandy to come through for me with flying colours. The reference to a song we cowrote one rainy day while stuck out at the BLIP without an umbrella waiting for a bus that was an hour late was genius! And tossing in that word I invented to cover up for the fact that I rarely listen when people are speaking to me?
Whahahaha - A means by which to cover up the fact that you were not listening to a humorous andecdote by combining the initial question of "What?" with exaggerated nervous laughter. As in:
"... and then my grandmother tripped and fell face first into the fireplace."
"..."
"Hello? Are you even listening to me?!"
"Whahahahaha?"
I bow to thee oh Queen of the fake two line valentine.
(now if I can just find out who "Sweeteyes and your Bs and Hs" is. Bish?)
5 Comments:
Sigh. I will never be one to receive a Valentine or even a fake-Valentine.
I'm either no where near a real relationship or always just starting to see someone, which makes it even worse.
How do you share this crappy holiday with someone you've only known for a month, but you've seen them naked?
Take them to the Khyber for a Sharp Like Knives show? Oh, wait. That was last year...
LG, I'll be your Valentine! I'm in the same boat.
I least I don't have to worry that you took that Coast shout out in the wrong way! Hooray for free newsprint!
You mean you don't want to "make bread"?
(if you know wat i'm sayin')
I like some salad with my salad dressing, you know what I'm saying?
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